In a country which is being governed like a Mafia and where institutional heads are appointed like area Dons and given certain targets to achieve to fill the coffers of the ”God Father” it is foolish to expect any form of corporate accountability.
A surgical operation of the team and PCB’s management was promised after the embarrassing tour of Australia, it was expected that Ejaz Butt will be sacked along with his puppets, it was expected that Kamran Akmal and Yousaf will face the axe for their rogue behavior and under performance, it was expected that Malik will be axed permanently from the team for under performance and for playing dirty politics in the team. It was expected that Afridi will be fined heavily for ball tampering. It was expected that Intikhab Alam will get fired for being a good for nothing fat bastard.
But so far only a farcical inquiry committee has been formed. The God father has given Ejaz Butt an extention uptil WC 2011 in appreciation for his services and for meeting all the targets and has also snubbed Butt’s rival gang led by Dasti and Miandad.
Malik has been given captaincy of the T20 team which means that he is the next in line to lead.
Kamran Akmal has been rested for one series because right now he is the most hated cricketer in Pakistan. Once Sarfraz will fail in Dubai Akmal’s stock will rise again and he will make a comeback with a super inflated ego.
Yousaf though unofficially was stripped of his captaincy but he is still adamant that he is not going to let it go easily, he has declared war on Malik and will probably resort to black mailing PCB “once again” if he is removed from Test and ODi captaincy.
Ejaz Butt has already told the public that Afridi can’t be punished any further.
And it is unfortunate that Greg Chappell has refused to coach Pakistan so we will have to stick with the fat bastard.
It has already been announced that the inquiry committee is just a fact finding committee and is not formed to punish any player. Given the farcical nature of this committee one can predict their final ruling quite easily.
Malik will be declared innocent and he will be forced to kiss and make up with Mohammad Yousaf, Akmal will be issued a warning to improve his glove work for the upteenth time, Afridi will be issued a warning that if he committed such an act again he will be removed from T20 and Odi captaincy. Yousaf will be told that ICL is no more so either it’s Tableeg or Cricket for him.
While this judgement is being announced in the media, somewhere at a secret venue Ejaz Butt will be having a meeting with the above players and their coach and will hand them over the new target to achieve given to him by the God Father for the upcoming T20 WC.
Stay tuned for the Sequel God Father Part 11

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