The face of an eternal loser

The face of an eternal loser

How many times more we have to see this fuckin face with the same fuckin expression on it. He dropped four catches in this match and missed one run out. Along with his Captain he orchestrated the most successful and spectecular rescue plan not for his own team but the opposition.
 
Each time the Australians were in deep trouble Kamran Akmal came to their rescue like a Guardian Angel.
 
The Aussies after conceding a lead of 206 runs in their first innings were in desperate need of a good start to their second innings, an early loss of Shane Watson would have meant an innings defeat, and Kamran Akmal realizing this problem gave Watson a new life when he willfully forgot to take the bails off in a run out attempt when Watson was not even in the frame. How bizzarre is that, wicket keepers all over the world just take the bails off as a matter of routine even when they know that the batsman has made his ground. But Kamran standng right on top of the stumps, and Watson was nowhere in the frame but still he didn’t took the bails off. For me that was an indication where the match was heading but I still believed that some of the players will be able to pull it off for pakistan as Australia was in a deep hole.
Thank god he made it

Thank god he made it

 
 
Australia at one stage had a lead of just 51 runs and they had only two wickets left, all of their hopes were pinned on Hussey only he could have extended the Australian lead around 100, Kamran Akmal realized that and dropped every simple catch which Hussey offered him.
 
The match which should have finished on the third day extended into the fourth with Australia having a lead of 80 runs. 
 
Everybody expected that they will just be able to add another 10-20 runs and will get out first thing in the morning.
When a Pak journalist after the third days play asked Yousaf is he confident that his team will win, Yousaf said ” it’s too early to make any predictions”.
 
On the fourth day Yousaf took all the close in fielders away and posted them somewhere in the ground  where they were least effective. Neither they could catch nor they could stop any boundaries even the # 8 batsman Siddle batted like Dravid, the pair added 123 runs together for the ninth wicket.
 
The bizzarre field placement by Yousaf gave a clear message to Hussey that you are free to score runs we are not interested in getting you out, Hussey took the opportunity and batted beautifully and alongwith Siddle he bailed his team out of the jail.
 
Yousaf made sure that Siddle doesn’t face Sami until Australia gets completely out of the woods, and when he introduced Sami  into the attack Siddle edged him to Kamran Akmal but Kamran Akmal again generously refused to latch on it.
 
Finally Mohammad Asif got Siddle out and Australia set Pakistan a target of 176.
 
Pakistan got a flying start they were 50/2 when their captain threw away his wicket on a ball which even a school boy could have belted for four. Yousaf was well set and before that shot he had played some beautiful strokes all over the ground.
 
After the loss of Yousaf’s wicket Australia for the first time in the game had a realistic chance of winning the match. Misbah usually scores 10-20 runs but this time around his 10-20 runs would have really made the difference so he decided to get out on the second ball he faced.  In came Mr Fuck Face Akmal, I knew he won’t last long and he didn’t some people are quite predictable, he again made the same fuck faced expression but this time it was a bit different one could see the smile behind the despair.
 
As a result Pakistan failed to win a test in Australia after 15 years all because of Mr Fuck face Akmal’s generosity.
 
I can accept that those four dropped catches were a coincidence but I can never believe that his inability to remove the bails was a coincidence, this time it was so obvious that even the Australian commentators were also laughing about it and each time he caught a ball they remarked “ Oh he latched on to it because he knew it was not out.”.
 
It can’t get more embarrassing for Pakistan than this, I think we the fans deserve better than this, these players pretend to compete the fans do not watch and support their team to see this WWF version of cricket.
 
Australia didn’t beat Pakistan we defeated ourselves and some players helped the opposition in winning this match. Pakistan’s captain and vice captain were the chief culprits the whole world laughed at Yousaf’s field placement and the way he got out, Kamran Akmal’s wicket keeping and batting was a joke.
 
But the sad part is that the morons at PCB will do nothing about it, Kamran Akmal will continue to play, Yousaf will remain the captain and Misbah might get dropped for the next match and will return in the next series.
 
It’s not that we can’t accept a loss, if the players had played to their potential and the opposition had dominated us nobody would criticise them but this was a poor acting job not a competition. The first match was lost because of dropped catches by the same culprits and because of poor selection, we again lost a series because of poor management, and some bizzarre performances.
 
Misbah and Kamran Akmal should be punished and they shoud be dropped permanently from the team.
 
I am not going to support Yousaf as a captain anymore we don’t want another Inzamam as a captain.